...ok... hier sind noch ein paar:
You have two cows. They are mad.
They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.??
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.??
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them
again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open
another bottle of vodka.??
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.??
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation.
Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.??
You have two cows. You worship both of them.??
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest
the newsman who reported on them.??
There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory,
an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their
calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?