A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says,
"Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning World War Three."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Cheney says, "Well, we're going to kill 60 million Iranians this time and one blonde with big ...