Well I'm not too sure about a keg maybe a good couple of draught bottles - you know this could be called bribery lol.
I'e never heard of an Irish car bomb though very aptly named I use only 1 measure (35ml) of whiskey and 1 measure of baileys, with your measures one them and I'd be on my ear! No Way! A pint gets me drunk!
Does the east german guy even know the wall fell or is he too stoned all the time, that is so funny.
I've never liked the blarney stone feel kind of like you its rock for goodness sake! Anyway I talk enough without it!
We have quite a rep about drinking and you are right we would enjoy it more if we were a bit more sober and if the weather was any better we are 200% up on normal rainfall this summer though this morning the sun is out and gorgeous but it is bloody freezing about 14 degrees and we have the central heating on!
Oh how I wish I was in Mauritius well only 6 weeks to go.
In my earlier post I said a persons name was Paddy Joe my apologies it is John Joe - SORRY!